David Blaine -

Dope on a Rope.

From the newspapers:

Instant impressions don't help. As I approach the ultimate South Bank show, the first thing I see is a line of charas from which Asian tourists busily debouch. They scurry to the perimeter fence surrounding Blaine's box, take a quick snap and then rush back to their coaches: another Instamatic impression and on to the next event.

After I had cried out the obligatory "We love you Dave" - Dave actually waved to me! Really! I got a dave wave! I must be happy now!

Dave has some very strange moves up there in the box!

Why wouldn't David Blaine be able to handle prison? The three meals a day would kill him