Fra:Simon H. Laub (simonl@daimi.aau.dk) Emne:US-Culture: Oprah talks to Michael J. Nyhedsgruppe:soc.culture.usa Dato:1993-02-22 04:12:25 PST Oprah talks with Michael Jackson After 14 years of silence popstar Michael Jackson last week agreed to talk to the press, personified as Oprah W. Normally it might not be that interesting to hear the pearls from a popstars lips. But certainly Michael Jackson is something else. Obviously : he is more successful and obviously are the rumours surrounding him far 'better', than what ordinary PR people can come up with. I for one were rather keen to learn the 'truth' behind the tabloid headlines :-) a) Is it true , that Michael sleeps in an Oxygen incubator to stay young ? b) What kind of chemical did he use , to go from being black to being more white , than most white people ? c) How much did he pay for the skeleton of the 'elephant-man' ? d) Did he and Cher swop cheek-bones during plastic surgery ? e) Is he and Liz Taylor really secretly married, and was Bubbles his best man ? f) Was the ceremony held at the Betty Ford clinic ? g) Is his best friend , the chimpanzee Bubbles , undergoing psychiatric treatment , as a result of a confusing family life , along side Dean Martins alcoholic pet crocodile ? h) Is Michaels 'Moon - walk' commonplace on his (and ALFs) homeplanet of Melmac ? i) Will Michael run for president with Dan Quayle on his ticket ? Surely nothing mediocre or boring coming out of the Jackson mansion..... But OK , poor Michael tried hard to deny all these diabolic rumours during the talk with Oprah . But actually not very successful , if you ask this poster. After all : truth , as beauty , layes in the eyes of the beholder. Which makes me wonder what kind of people we tv-viewers really are ? SL.